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Definition 1 is a very calm person speaking, the basic top expressionless. After listening to the people listening stunned surprised a moment, think it was funny joke. Definition 2 joke generally beyond the conventional thinking, logical and not real life, people listened to feel surprised a moment; although some very good joke to play, but no matter what, this joke does not like listening to those who listen to (Especially the kind of borrowing homonym, the English language to guess the phrase, as well as the kind of peanuts, a kind of guessing Butterflies). Definition 3 is the joke really is not funny joke, a very silly joke, but you can achieve the purpose of mental relaxation, because the jokes do not use their brains to understand, very easy, but can aftertaste. Definition 4 refers to joke a joke in itself because of homophonic words, translation, eliminating the need for the subject, a different logic, a definite and special content issues, or because the performers tone or facial expressions and other reasons, led to a funny joke had become a joke with the general feeling of different, more difficult to laugh. Joke does not mean not funny, but also an expression of humor. Sometimes the joke is not funny joke humor one. Some joke because performance issues, the rethink performance, you can then explore the many nuances and sometimes make the joke is not funny joke the other humor (both simple and very good atmosphere to reverse), joke now widely popular in the Internet, BBS, TV shows (variety shows), books, magazines and other media into the printing is no lack of a master joke. Definition 5 joke, but also into the microblogging platform, is very popular in the microblogging platform, do good to it, for example, jokes microblogging platforms such as micro-Bo representative cold jokes, humor, unique design, template features, to bring you, the atmosphere, such as design templates, great personality, is a microblogging platform, is a major feature added in the template as Monday to seven figures, to remind you, next to the There are also a TV personality, people are very fond of reading, is a major innovation in 2011, sharp words, it is so that we like very own unique style, personality signature: joke, and everyone's laughing rice, dry food per day necessary, do not eat a meal, hungry panic ...... looking forward to the names of celebrities and hit the essential meal of our lives, it has humor. Characteristics of the latter part of the definition 5 as always joke beyond people's expectations, so a positive view of the harbor joke joke, the more people hear, the more cold joke. The reason is beyond the joke is always the latter part of the listener unexpected. The total implied listener inside himself, The final result is (Note: This is based on the listener of the joke on the basis of a positive attitude harbor) because most boring joke, content strange, not very practical sense, so some people hear the joke, the more the less cold . Contrary to the above reasons and the kind of unexpected contrast to the listener. When the listener, the negative attitude of the harbor when the joke, the listener in the first half of listening to the content of psychology would suggest that this joke will be a very boring, very not funny, At this time, the listener will not generate curiosity on this topic, but will not focus on the joke above. The result is At this time, the listener will not feel cold but will not only feel that the man joke is boring, nothing to do. (Note: This is based on the listener of the joke on the basis of the negative attitude) and ordinary joke joke joke of the typical difference between the average person can understand, we all smiled. Generally a little joke about logical reasoning, often finished games will be cold, we no reaction, over a long time before anyone came to understand, it is generally known as the joke to be identified. Joke is the joke really is not funny, very silly joke, but you can achieve the purpose of mental relaxation, because it does not use their brains to understand a joke. Joke generally beyond the conventional thinking, logical and not real life, people listened to feel hesitated. Although some very good joke to play, but no matter what, this joke does not like listening to those who listen to Guess the joke is said of the origin of the term originated in a classic joke: Little Penguin asked him one day my grandmother, Penguin asked my father, : a polar bear to stay alone on ice in a daze, really bored to start pulling their hair play, a ... ... ... ... three ... two ... one last pull was not left, he suddenly exclaimed: !! cold ah. Then slowly, Pragmatic Analysis popular on the Internet in recent years from a new linguistic phenomenon - joke. Joke is in the language of postmodernism in the form of a reflection. In this paper, the relationship between the joke and humor of the joke starting a simple definition - is different from the humor of the joke, it has its own characteristics, on this basis, according to the laughing joke of the system by different mechanisms, its the classification, and try to interpret the mode of laughing joke of the system. Feature is not part of joke humor, which we proceed from the properties of humor humorous look at what kind of characteristics, to what kind of pragmatic effect. Of humor, quietly set the properties as one in which the unity of opposition, see the profound wisdom of the meaning or self-deprecating style. violation, from the pragmatic point of view is often caused by the meaning of language in the coherence and relevance on the break, so that the listener's understanding and the original intent of the speaker's bias between the humor of the charm also implies that, too. View from the speaker's intention, humor is for entertainment obedient people, so that the listener feel funny, chuckled after the lively atmosphere to the speaker, or the purpose of attracting attention. And humor than the joke has its own characteristics, the internal contradictions from joke to joke and humor intentions are reflected in the differences. Rhetorical features of the semantic joke, joke of the features discussed before, let's take a look at this is joke. One day, walking in the street there is a fudge. She walked, suddenly said: From the rhetorical point of view, most of the joke used to be only one way, some of the major is the use of the euphony of the rhetoric, there is the usual narrative of some language, but a large part of the humor relied on the use of rhetorical devices to achieve the purpose of making semantic conflicts. In addition, the joke did not create a strong semantic conflict, we can see, the semantic conflict is not the means to make people laugh joke or deliberately to achieve results. So in the end is how the system joke laugh it? The term became popular reason to promote the popular joke is that this Mainly watercress online Second, the bulk of the editing studio, They are in the network and the paper read at different levels, so that the red explosion word joke.

joke that failed joke is a joke in itself because of boredom,[url=http://www.uggclearanceuks.com/]UGG Boots[/url], homophonic word, translation, or omit the subject, a different logic, a definite or specific content issues, or because the performers tone or facial expressions and other reasons, resulting in a funny joke can not achieve the purpose, is more difficult to laugh from the ice, but the joke itself does not mean boring, this is a manifestation of humor. And now hear the joke most of them will smile, and sometimes arms to hold fast to the action, said: and so on.

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