on up
husband: get up, get up, do not you get up early today to meet that thing.
Wife: Do not talk, I sleep for a while.
husband: fast from it, should not be late.
Wife: You do not touch me! I want to sleep! !
Wife: Yeah! Are the late! How do you call me! ! !
on eating
wife: I eat half of this plum,[url=http://www.bootsugg.us/][b]title=UGG Online Shop[/b][/url], very good to eat, you eat the rest.
husband: I do not like plum.
Wife: No, you love to eat! You are not eaten anything against me!
husband: This fish is very good to eat to.
Wife: Your dirty chopsticks touched, who eat!
husband: I eat you eat half, I do not hold anything against you, how do you hold anything against me?
wife: it is. I hold anything against you that I am better than you clean. I am clean, how can you than you hold anything against me? ,[url=http://www.uggsaleuks.co.uk/][b]title=UGG UK[/b][/url]!
divorce
wife: If we divorced, the house owned by me, my money, I have to take.
husband: my money?
Wife: Your money is my money, what is your money!
wife: Also, your monthly income after a divorce have to give me 80%. Ah, if you marry again, then I became 60%.
husband: wife, I will not divorce thee!
on the household
husband: we divided the household division of it.
wife: good. First of all, men do it get dirty work, such as grazing, toilet brush, wipe the table ... ...
husband: This is right.
Wife: You studied engineering in school, I was learning the arts, and live with your kid things, like washing machines, refrigerators, rice cookers, electric irons ... ...
Husband: This ... ... the line!
wife: men outside, women inside. And dealing with outsiders live with your kid, to buy food, pay utility bills, take the newspaper milk ... ...
Husband: OK, OK, then what are you doing?
Wife: Do not worry Yeah. Kitchen smoke so much, can destroy the skin, and cook with your kid.
Husband: You tell me you do it.
wife: I have a lot to dry Yeah. I can stay with you, monitoring you, praise you, comfort you ... ...
on children
wife: we have to a child.
husband: line.
Wife: Do you like our children?
husband: love.
Wife: No! You have a person like me!
Husband: Well, well, a person like you.
wife: that my children how can you not like ah!
husband: we still do not have to children.
on water
wife: her husband, I want to drink!
husband: I will give you tossed away.
husband: hey, this cup is not in your hand Well, did not see?
wife: see, I just want you to me.
on leadership
wife: I am not a leader on the outside, at home and have to be leaders. Leading you on the outside, at home have to be led.
husband: What if I do not succeed in leading out of it?
wife: a man, Man on the outside face, home to come and collect his wife Shua Weifeng,[url=http://www.uggbootsclearancemalls.com][b]title=UGG Clearance Sale[/b][/url], What kind of man!
on bed
wife: Let's cover that double was it.
husband: Do not! That morning the next day your body all wrapped up. I did not cover vain. Or build their own right, and my heart at ease.
Wife: Well, you is their cover, until tomorrow morning I still have to be wrapped to go!
on Center
wife: I have been in our family center in your home can be self-centered.
husband: I have been in our family center.
wife: you can be my center that center than important.
husband: Why?
wife: Because I am a daughter, you're just a kid.
on the phone
wife: Why do not you call me? !
husband: falsely accuse! Today is not that a good thing you give me a call. Finally, I waited a day, or I call you.
wife: I have said, can I change my mind. Ai Ling said: Women have the privilege to change his mind.
husband: Do you change your mind did not tell me it!
wife: I say, my heart said, Who told you and I do not mind interlinked.
about the opposite sex
wife: I have a boyfriend, you can not interfere with me.
Husband: OK, I have a girlfriend.
Wife: No!
Husband: Why I know I not ah.
wife: I am a boyfriend, you can not do other people can do, I will not pick you old problems, and is conducive to a happy family. Your girlfriend, I acting by a small, jealous quarrel with you, is not conducive to family stability.
husband: I have acting small.
wife: a man and a woman acting as a small, loss of nerve to say you
take on things
wife: this bag you carry it with me.
husband: I took four bags, and you get nothing, the nerve to do?
Wife: I holding you too! 100 kilos you do, I get something better than what you get heavier.
on walking
wife: we have been walking to the right piece of road.
husband: too far to get there, not a moment to go back.
wife: all right, you carry me back.
on an affair
wife: now play the old TV affair, you say, do you have an affair?
husband: no.
wife: Why?
husband: have you had a regret I have enough, never again to be second!
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