100 people vomit blood Riddles

1 in the world who all of a sudden getting old?
answer: the bride because the bride today, tomorrow is his wife.
2 ; a heart worth?
answer: 100 million, because the single-minded thing!
3 typhoon weather to bring much money to go out?
; Answer: 40 million. because of the typhoon weather did not Encyclopedia (Encyclopedia lose).
5 if tomorrow is the end of the world, why some people want to commit suicide?
[answer] to account for the location
6 paradise question: cloth and paper afraid of?
answer: fear of 10000 cloth, paper just in case.
reasons: not (cloth) afraid of ten thousand, only the (paper) just in case.
7 Question: pencil name?
answer: Xiao
reasons: cut (Xiao) pencil.
8 Question: Kirin to the North Pole will become?
answer: ice cream.
reasons: ice cream (ice unicorn).
9 Question: Which number from 1 to 9 of the most hard-working, which figure is the most lazy?
answer: 1 lazy; 2 hard
reasons: (1) do not do two (2) endlessly .
10 questions: how to make the quiet sparrow?
answer: press it a bit.
reasons: silence (silent sparrow pressure).
11 Question: Which person in history to run the fastest?
answer: Cao Cao
; reason: that Cao Cao Cao Cao to
12 questions :30-50 Which figure is worse than the bear's stool!
answer: 40
reasons: facts speak louder than male (Bear) argue
13 questions: pen where the pigs come out how to do?
answer: Wang Lee Hom
reasons: inside coax
14 question: how do they come?
answer: Han
reasons: also coax
15 9 月 28 is the birthday of Confucius, it is October 28 what day?
answer: Confucius moon
16 wolf (guess fruit)?
answer: carambola (sheep escape)
17 Chiang Kai-shek (Chiang Kai-shek) If still alive, then the world will happen?
Answer: one more person ...
18 Kuaibing under two carp (four-character idioms)?
answer: polite (Ice carp)
19 Why tofu play hurt?
answer: because it is frozen tofu
20 a bus accident occurred, all of them were injured, why Xiao Ming is right?
answer: because he is not in the car
21 have a place to enter can not, I ask what is this place?
answer: grave
22 chickens and geese 100 meters race,[url=http://www.moncleruksales.co.uk/][b]title=Moncler Outlet[/b][/url], chicken run faster than the geese, why is it then to the terminal?
answer: chicken run in the wrong direction East
23 school bell rang, but not one student in the classroom, how is it?
answer: on the physical
24 Ling-Ling never learned arithmetic, but praised her math teacher is one of the best, why?
answer: count from one to two
25 When a foot onto the New World after Columbus, followed by what?
answer: step one foot
26 Some people say eating fish can avoid the risk of myopia, and why?
Answer: Have you ever seen a cat what to wear eye
27 mouth without tongue
answer: teapot mouth
28 what kind of government can not give orders to have the old Peixiao others?
answer: The new Long met with a police officer
29 thief started to run, why?
answer: to quickly grasp the small thief
30 tomorrow day chewing gum, bad breath can be someone else said he, and why?
answer: every day, and swearing.
31 tree frog is able to do more than jump high?
answer: because the tree will not jump
32 scrape four or five times face, his face still has a beard. What is the reason?
Answer: Pharaoh is a barber
34 What flower does not touch
answer: What spark
35 can solve all the mystery?
Answer: The answer
3 6 when, Times Square, the bell will ring 13 under?
Answer: The repair time
37 Hou in ancient times, what people did when my father first,[url=http://www.uggclearance1.com/][b]title=UGG Boots Clearance[/b][/url], when the father of?
answer: eunuch
38 when someone knocked on the door, you never say Come?
answer: the toilet when
39 black or white chicken chicken powerful powerful? Why?
answer: black chicken powerful, can the white eggs, could not make black white chicken eggs.
40 Why do we all like to sit and watch movies?
answer: because the foot will stand to see abolished acid
41 early-morning study what are the implications?
answer: less sleep for half an hour
42 Please tortoise and the hare, pig to please the referee, may I ask who would win tortoise and the hare?
answer: can not say that! That the people who are pig ...
43 women and one thousand two words are similar, ducks as well?
answer: ridiculous (chicken) of about
44 family has a pig farmer and the donkey, the New Year when you slaughter a pig or a donkey farmer first?
Answer: You are willing to kill a pig (pig silly) or kill the donkey (donkey)
45 aircraft to fly so high Why not hit the stars?
answer: because the stars will did not bother him. Why did not they say hello?
answer: because they are unfamiliar with




1 Who is the king of the beasts? ● Zoo
2 of what will occur after death? ● people
3 film can not wear any hat? ● nut
4 bookstores can not buy any books? ● testament
5 elephants left ear like? ● What is the water right ear
6 inexhaustible? ● tears
7 What has five heads, but people do not think it strange? ● hands, feet
8 family asked the doctor the patient's condition, doctors only raised five fingers, the family started to cry, what causes it? ● If something happens
9 a chicken and a goose while on the ice, why did the chicken dead geese die? ● Goose is what Penguin
10 letters to people who like to listen to and hear the most? ● CD
11's longevity secret? ● Keep breathing, do not breathe
12 something more angry, it will be greater? ● temper
13 flowers bloom throughout the year is spent? ● plastic flower
14 Chang-e why I like living on the moon? ● Chang moths eat rabbit
15 where the road narrowest? ● Yuanjialuzhai
16 death fart called? ● vanish
17 when someone knocked on the door, you never say Come? ● toilet
18 in the world's smallest island is what? ● refuge
19 on the road when the Earth explodes, where the most secure? ● hell
20 henpecked men were a group who gathered together to discuss how to revive the glory of man, they suddenly heard his wife come , we flee, but only one did not run, why? ● fainting dead later
21 What is the middle of the Pacific? ● What is the word level word
22 common around the world? ● Arabic
23 a child and an adult walking in the dark night, a child is an adult son, adult not the child's father, may I ask why? ● because they are mother-child relationship
24 two pairs of father and son to buy a hat, why only buy three? ● grandfather, father and son
25 hammer hammer hammer without breaking eggs, Why? ● Hammer certainly will not break the

26 tigers chase a person is suddenly in front of a river, he could not swim, but he passed, and why? ● fainted
27 world boxing champion knocked down very easily be what? ● sleepy
28, a woman divorced several times to play a four-character idioms? ● before the public (work) to make gas (disposable)
29 people who stutter do anything the most losses? ● long-distance calls
30 when a foot onto the New World after Columbus, followed by what? ● onto the other foot
31 ? ● In fact, you do not know my heart
33 men with drink, why not non-Finger Guessing Game? ● toast Monastic
34 of the 8 in half, how much? ● 0
35 when the sun from the west? ● swear when
36 have just given birth to a baby, two children and the same year he was born the same day, and is the same for parents of students, but they are not twins, is it possible? ● possible, they are triplets
37 Wake up, everyone first thing to do that? ● Open your eyes
38 city opened a new hospital, advanced equipment and good service. But what is strange is: here is not a patient actually received, this is why? ● This is a veterinary hospital
39 in winter, not by heating, how to put immediately into ice water? ● Remove the ice
40 points from a hungry cat walked beside a fat rat, why would only indifferent to the hungry cat actually go its way, did not even see the mouse? ● blind cat encountered dead rat
41 why the peacock fly to the southeast to the northwest instead of flying? ● northwest wall
42 because of a truck driver and a motorcyclist collided with the truck driver was seriously injured motorcyclists are right, why? ● truck driver was not driving
43 Xiao Ming's mother has three sons, great son named Ming, the second son called two out, third son called? ● course called the Little Ming
44 a young man, he had a river to go to work; However, the river no boat nor bridge. So he would swim across the river in the morning, only an hour's time he swam to the other side in the afternoon, the river width and flow rate are not changed,[url=http://www.uggoutletmallonline.com/][b]title=UGG Outlet Store[/b][/url], more importantly, his swimming speed have not changed, but he had spent two and a half hours to swim across the river, you say why? ● two and a half hours add up to one hour
45 has a large sea vessels, it would have been The limit is 60 people, results in up to 59 people, it actually has to sink into the sea! This is why (the boat people who are not pregnant and overweight exist; there is no weight on board)? ● Do not panic, it is the submarine
46 days I do not know what to know, I know you do not know? ● broke
47 soles for two people, one facing south, the north face of a standing, not allowed to go back, not allowed to walk around, not allowed to look in the mirror, ask whether they can see each other's face? ● Of course can, they are standing face to face what

48 rotten eggs, do not fight, cook unfamiliar, can not eat? ● examinations of s duck more pain? ● head hurts
50 Confucius and Mencius differ? ● Confucius's son on the left. Mencius's son in the top

51 can not also by what? ● Excuse
52 into the zoo to see the first animal? ● conductor
53 magnifying glass can not enlarge what it is? ● What inverted angle
54 will increase by half? ● 6
55 as long as you call it the name it will be destroyed, what is it? ● what is often silent
56 will come, but never really been to? ● tomorrow
57 Wang first time to travel abroad with their parents, due to language barriers, a loss of his parents, Amy did not know foreign languages, he is not deaf, but the same as not in their own country feel the slightest inconvenience, this is why? ● Wang is a baby
58 How can red with a blue pen to write to? ● write a ● Spare tire
60 has a natural black marble, in the September 7 that day, threw it into the Qiantang River in what phenomenon? ● sink to the river bottom
61 people in what circumstances would Qiqiaoshengyan? ● cremation
62 fox best confused man, then what couples, why give birth to babies without eyes? ● chicken

64 Why two tigers fight, have to fight to the bitter only give up? ● no one dared tried to mediate

65 Lin after major surgery for an artificial heart. Disease is cured, her girlfriend was soon to break, why is it so? ● did not really love her

66 you can do, I can do, we can do; a person can do, two people can not together. This is what to do? ● dream

67 black or white chicken chicken powerful powerful, why? ● black chicken, black chicken that lays white eggs, not raw black white chicken eggs

68 middle of the night only to go home that forget to bring the key, and no other person in the family, then what is your greatest wish? ● forgot to lock the door black hair

69 What are the benefits? ● If you are not afraid of tanning

70 is the end of the world tomorrow, why some people want to commit suicide? ● go to heaven seats
71 managers do not cook, can have a particularly good food, what? ● fired

72 can not drink any wine? ● Why iodine

73 a bottle marked poison is harmless to human medicine? ● As long as you do not drink it

74 hit something, do not have the effort? ● asleep
75, one thing, people know to buy, sell people know only by the people do not know, what is it? ● coffin


76 It is said that a woman like a book, what books you like fat women? ● consolidated

77 crocodile bite and be bitten by a shark after feel any different? ● No one knows

78 a cow, walk 10 meters north, west and then walk 10 meters, then go south 10 meters, turn right back and asked where the cow's tail move? ● North Korea to

79 ● The day after tomorrow

80 What is the main cause of divorce? ● Marriage

81 9 个 orange given to 13 children, how to divide it fair? ● juiced

82 put a pencil on the floor, no one can make the cross, how to do? ● Why

83 on the wall the old Statue of Liberty standing in New York Harbor? ● She can not sit

84 Why did the frog can jump higher than the tree? ● tree will not jump

85 what the world has nearly 2,000 km / hour speed Mercedes-Benz carrying people, and do not have fuel or other fuels? ● Earth

86 for fear of shape, not to have children after marriage how to call beauty? ● phoenix

87 blacks why I like to eat white chocolate? ● afraid to eat their own fingers

88 who is always afraid to take a bath ● Clay

89 Why do the majority of Buddhists in the northern hemisphere? ● South ● hospital

92 Why do geese fly south? ● because of slow
93 feet away melon, cucumber, watermelon, pumpkin could eat, what not to eat melons? ● fool

94 bread bowl with six, six children each assigned to one, but also keep a bowl, and why? ● Finally, a child took the pot with the Pharaoh
95 four or five times a day to shave face, his face still has a beard. What is the reason? ● Pharaoh is a barber

96 a word, everyone will read the wrong met. What is this word? ● This is Several side? ● two sides. Inside and outside
100 a month which has twenty-eight days? ● Every month, 28 days

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